A guy in a spongebob costume is there

At the end you have to save them

Why are they on the cruise?

They are the sponge bob

Do they want to leave?

Yeah they don't get paid enough for this shit

What is their general disposition?

Harried

What are they passionate about?

Sculptures made of cork

What do they hate?

What is their story they tell you when you're intimate enough with them?

How are they intimate? (i.e. kiss/hold hands)

They allow you to climb into the suit with them