the captain is seasick and you have to rub their back (Rub rub. Rub rub.)

Why are they on the cruise?

They are the captain

Do they want to leave?

Nah sailing is their dream but they are sea sick and that blows

What is their general disposition?

Sick

What are they passionate about?

Sailing

The HM move Cut

What do they hate?

Being seasick

What is their story they tell you when you're intimate enough with them?

He sings you a little sea shanty like Kapp'n

How are they intimate? (i.e. kiss/hold hands)

Back rub (rub rub)