you find yourself on top of a large log, deep in the woods. on the other end of the log there's a frog, deeply focused on its use of his computer. near the frog there's a beautiful picture frame of what look like a stack of tiny frogs on top of a bigger frog, the word love is written in bright magenta. you should not interrupt the frog. around you there are honeybees, they are very gigantic!!

Don't be rude, they are using the computer

the frog looks you in the eye & frowns

"Please leave me alone. We don't get internet back at the Cosmodrome. Between taking care of my kids and my mother, this is the one hour a week that I get to see what my friends are up to."

--- click I actually know this guy from way back. We don't hang out much any more. {oh|that's unfortunate} ==> click